I have a disease, and the only prescription is more tumblr.

 

FAQ: How am I so cool?

I used to have the Benny Hill theme song autoplay on my Myspace page and things just snowballed from there.

relatablealien asked
Since Paramount owns the Looking For Alaska movie rights, is there any possibility of a Star Trek cross over?

fishingboatproceeds:

FINGERS CROSSED.

Throwback Thursday, forget-me-not Friday, show me your baby photo again Saturday sentimental Sunday, memory Monday, time travel Tuesday, when we were younger Wednesday

Don’t limit yourselves, reach for the stars

Anonymous asked
John, who is your favourite character in Orange Is The New Black and why? Also, what do you think of Larry? :-) xo

fishingboatproceeds:

I am on team WHY DOES LARRY EVEN EXIST YOU SEEM LIKE A NICE PERSON JASON BIGGS BUT UGH GO AWAY LARRY.

Really difficult to pick a favorite character. Sophia, Suzanne, and Taystee and Taystee are all amazing characters. You know how sometimes a TV show will have an ensemble cast and then they’ll spin it off and one of the characters will get their own show? Like Friends spun off Joey?

EVERY SINGLE CHARACTER on OITNB could be at the center of their own show. I would watch the Red show, or the Taystee and Poussey Show (can’t imagine them without each other), or the Nicky show, or the Gloria show, and so on.

I would even watch the Pennsatucky show! That is the genius of OITNB to me. It’s telling such fresh, unheard stories and the performances are so incredible that EVERY SINGLE STORY is compelling.

Well, except for you, Larry.

John Green speaks for us all

ourwildabandon:

clonefusion:

Breaking News! The FIFA World Cup 2014 has a winner!
It was just reported that 23 different versions of Tatiana Maslanys won the FIFA World Cup. After a couple of questionable referee decisions during the first matches, the FIFA decided to award her the trophy because it was unquestionable that 23 Tatiana Maslanys MUST win.
TATIANA MASLANY FOR ALL THE AWARDS!

hahahahahahahaaaa

ourwildabandon:

clonefusion:

Breaking News! The FIFA World Cup 2014 has a winner!

It was just reported that 23 different versions of Tatiana Maslanys won the FIFA World Cup. After a couple of questionable referee decisions during the first matches, the FIFA decided to award her the trophy because it was unquestionable that 23 Tatiana Maslanys MUST win.

TATIANA MASLANY FOR ALL THE AWARDS!

hahahahahahahaaaa

sextarian:

if a guy calls you hot, he’s complimenting your body.

if a guy calls you cute, he’s complimenting your face.

but if a guy calls you shrexy, he’s complimenting each and every one of your layers