I have a disease, and the only prescription is more tumblr.
I’m opening a Vietnamese restaurant called Pho Jyna
(I literally invented this, nobody better steal it)
Late-night conversation with speechless-perplexed:
Me: It’s weird how the term “on fire” is a thing cuz most of the time fire is ON the thing
That’s fuckin tumblr gold right there. Too bad I have 3 followers
You are just. I love you so much
Me: :) love you too
But p.s. “to set something on fire” is sometimes accurate, but sometimes not. If you touch it to a flame it is, if you touch a flame to it, no.
NOW I’M THINKING ABOUT THIS
Me: And how does one catch on fire? Can that even exist??!?!!!
I feel bad for people who have to learn our language
Was this all made up back when humans thought fire was magic?
Her:You’re so cute. Let’s get married
has it ever occurred to you that you could change your life right this second if you really wanted to? you could stand up and yell at your teacher if you wanted to, you could place yourself in a life or death situation if you wanted, you could even take that risk and just spontaneously and passionately kiss the one you really love by surprise. you could change the entire outcome of our lives, and if our lives are really as bad as we say they are, why won’t we take those chances.