I have a disease, and the only prescription is more tumblr.
Harry Plopper: (messing around on Google Earth) So where’s the Great Chasm?
Mom: You mean…the Grand Canyon?
Harry Plopper: What's that super sad pearl harbor movie
Me: Pearl harbor
Harry Plopper: It's not saving private ryan
Me: No that was normandy
Harry Plopper: Yeah right. Well is that one sad
Me: Kinda...it was about war...people died...so I guess
Harry Plopper: K good
"blondie wants sex, bald man doesn’t want it
cera boy likes cousin
main guy want dad to go to jail
mom’s scaring buster
and magic man turns into a chicken”
I’m giving notice at work today and these things are stressing me out:
1: I didn’t get enough sleep last night
2: My boss is going to hate it/try to convince me to stay/get all vindictive on me.
3: I don’t have a clue when or where i will get another job.
But on the bright side, my credit card limit was increased $1500 this morning
yes you, i am talking to you
this is how i die. alone in my apartment. too lazy and hot to turn on the stove.