ineedyouc-c-c-closer:

I’m laying in bed. With my wife. My real wife. I’m married. This is the best

So, one positively charge velociraptor and one negatively charged
velociraptor each bite a t-rex and then the t-rex is extremely zappy and bites you and it hurts cuz teeth and also electrocution. OPEN YOUR EYES PEOPLE IT COULD HAPPEN

I keep hearing about GRIMES but what even is a grime? How many grimes are there?

b-undt:

罪人 + 情人

The thought of drinking a pint of Guinness in 3-4 gulps is making me extremely uncomfortable.

(Source: archatlas)

wrenspaperwings:

dollieminoe:

astrayan:

mspa:

faggitvekubby:

imagine if people were born with traits based on their zodiac signs so like aries had ram horns and hoofs like a satyr and shit how rad would that be

this could totally be a book

or a webcomic

maybe even a game

popular fandom even

Yesssss and i could have a clone of myself walking around with me so i can be twice as annoying