I have a disease, and the only prescription is more tumblr.

 

chrisdaps:

I’m still really upset and angry. He did it once, the camera happened to be on him, he did it once and I think it’s the funniest joke that’s ever been on our show. - Michael Schur (x)

Love this.

(Source: chrisprattings)

Toothpaste For Dinner hittin hard

Toothpaste For Dinner hittin hard

problemspoof:

tonessawicki:

why does everyone look so surprised when i say the reason for cutting my hair short is the hot weather, what were u expecting “i need to take my father’s place in war and the chinese army won’t accept women” ???

So what you’re saying is that you’re not going to help defend China from the Huns…?

(Source: barretweed)

Anonymous asked
OAKLAND UNIVERSITY QUESTION!: Do you have any idea what the movie time is for all of the resident halls?! Like the date and time for the small halls? Thank you bunches and I love your blog! :D

blake-onator:

blake-onator:

I have no idea what you’re talking about. movie?

DO YOU MEAN MOVE IN WOW IM DUMB

i have no idea check your email


This new one’s gonna be totally different cuz the girl’s on the left

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This new one’s gonna be totally different cuz the girl’s on the left

lilcoffee:

drug-warrior:

Lmao

😩😩😩


Of all the things that didn’t happen, this didn’t happen the most

lilcoffee:

drug-warrior:

Lmao

😩😩😩

Of all the things that didn’t happen, this didn’t happen the most

My friend updated her status while I was bored at work, so I drew a thing

kristinnoeline:

Dannielle and I… every day.

I was just mindlessly staring a this while listening to Anaconda. #Trippin

kristinnoeline:

Dannielle and I… every day.

I was just mindlessly staring a this while listening to Anaconda. #Trippin

andforyouonly:

sexinasociety:

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HALEY

AHOOO

for my wife