I have a disease, and the only prescription is more tumblr.

 

andforyouonly:

sexinasociety:

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HALEY

AHOOO

for my wife

thecubsagainstthesox:

checkmate


Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Shit son

thecubsagainstthesox:

checkmate

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Shit son

(Source: regisfiliaaa)

wellifitisntharryplopper:

Harry Plopper: (messing around on Google Earth) So where’s the Great Chasm?

Mom: You mean…the Grand Canyon?

Harry Plopper: What's that super sad pearl harbor movie

Me: Pearl harbor

Harry Plopper: It's not saving private ryan

Me: No that was normandy

Harry Plopper: Yeah right. Well is that one sad

Me: Kinda...it was about war...people died...so I guess

Harry Plopper: K good

Harry Plopper’s account of every episode of Arrested Development

wellifitisntharryplopper:

"blondie wants sex, bald man doesn’t want it

cera boy likes cousin

main guy want dad to go to jail

mom’s scaring buster

and magic man turns into a chicken”

I’m giving notice at work today and these things are stressing me out:

1: I didn’t get enough sleep last night

2: My boss is going to hate it/try to convince me to stay/get all vindictive on me.

3: I don’t have a clue when or where i will get another job.

But on the bright side, my credit card limit was increased $1500 this morning

heytinafey:

i don’t care how old i was i should’ve got my own name right

heytinafey:

i don’t care how old i was i should’ve got my own name right