Just a friendly reminder that Netflix just put up a 73 minute long movie called “Rotisserie Chicken” Which, surprisingly enough, is 73 minutes of a chicken spinning in a rotisserie oven. I’m not making this up.
Not only is it spinning for 73 minutes, it’s in reverse. It is uncooking
Taco Bell has unleashed it’s breakfast menu: vaguely alternative methods of serving sausage eggs and potatoes, plus a concoction of Mountain Dew and orange juice that I cannot imagine being able to stomach at any time of the day, especially not first thing in the morning. Meanwhile, my favorite item from the regular menu is gone. RIP black bean burrito
So, one positively charge velociraptor and one negatively charged
velociraptor each bite a t-rex and then the t-rex is extremely zappy and bites you and it hurts cuz teeth and also electrocution. OPEN YOUR EYES PEOPLE IT COULD HAPPEN