I have a disease, and the only prescription is more tumblr.
why the fuck did I put off nine pages of German homework until the night before
why must I always do this to myself
Nine or nein?
*picks up broom*
"TELL THEM HOW I AM DEFYYYYYYYYYING GRAAAAAVITTYYYY"
*starts sweeping broom sadly*
"There is a castle on a cloud…"
*holds broom horizontally*
"Never need a reason, never need a rhyme. Up on the roof top step in time!"
*sweeps broom angrily*
"IT’S A HARD KNOCK LIFE!"
*begins waltzing with broom* I could have DAAAAANCED all NIIIIIGHT
"I’m in me mums car!"
Can u believe there are plants that are illegal
Can you believe there is love that is illegal
Can you believe there is pizza that is illegal
Almost just sent a very official work email claiming my company was willing to go “above and beyonce”
You almost just got a promotion