I have a disease, and the only prescription is more tumblr.
My wife, after making out
I fell in love the way you fall asleep: drizzle and then hurricane
Plot Twist: Canadians act polite so that the rest of the world won’t notice they’re cloning humans.
Just press play.
I started smiling and no one knows how happy I am right now
the hardest part about this is picking which part to sing
I NEVER HIT REBLOG SO QUICK!
[AGGRESSIVELY TRIES TO SING ALL THE PARTS]
can this be our national anthem