I have a disease, and the only prescription is more tumblr.

 

floatingkhoshekh:

why the fuck did I put off nine pages of German homework until the night before

why must I always do this to myself

Nine or nein?

divawithanunspoiledagenda:

nerdnuggets:

jelliclephantomfaces:

chandraleeschwartz:

six-months-from-never:

*sees broom*

*picks up broom*

"TELL THEM HOW I AM DEFYYYYYYYYYING GRAAAAAVITTYYYY"

*starts sweeping broom sadly*

"There is a castle on a cloud…"

*holds broom horizontally*

"Never need a reason, never need a rhyme. Up on the roof top step in time!"

*sweeps broom angrily*

"IT’S A HARD KNOCK LIFE!"

*begins waltzing with broom* I could have DAAAAANCED all NIIIIIGHT

"I’m in me mums car!"

methproject:

You would never think these beautiful states would have a problem with meth.

I keep seeing this sponsored post and all I can say is it is very poorly conceived and very poorly executed. "Look at this blurry photo of a cow. Could you ever even think for one second that a person within 80,000 square miles of here could do drugs? Well THEY ALL DID AND THEY ALL RUINED THIS COW AND IT COULD HAPPEN TO YOU"And then that last frame is just all those same photos sloppily copied and pasted? Ok.

methproject:

You would never think these beautiful states would have a problem with meth.

I keep seeing this sponsored post and all I can say is it is very poorly conceived and very poorly executed.

"Look at this blurry photo of a cow. Could you ever even think for one second that a person within 80,000 square miles of here could do drugs? Well THEY ALL DID AND THEY ALL RUINED THIS COW AND IT COULD HAPPEN TO YOU"

And then that last frame is just all those same photos sloppily copied and pasted? Ok.

Can u believe there are plants that are illegal
Plants

Can you believe there is love that is illegal
Love

Can you believe there is pizza that is illegal
Pizza

(Source: hhlil)

Teen girls built a game about periods, and it's bloody awesome

dailydot:

Yay, feminism! Yay, girls making video games! And yay, periods!

i got 694

happyjacq:

Almost just sent a very official work email claiming my company was willing to go “above and beyonce”

You almost just got a promotion

dajo42:

[approaches straight couple] so which of you is the yard sard and which is the yale sale